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2008-03-01T19:54:00.000-08:00

GOODBYE 4EVUH

Highlight of the Super Bowl

2008-02-04T07:36:00.000-08:00

The lady singing the anthem said 'frag' instead of flag. Yes, the Super Bowl was THAT...FRIGGIN...BORING!

Sad as ****

2007-12-26T20:24:00.000-08:00

My brother "mentioned in previous posts" died on Christmas Eve due to severe problems with his spine. He was like my wingman my BFF, my everything.

May he rest in peace!

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2007-11-25T14:57:00.000-08:00

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Yayness

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2007-11-25T14:54:00.000-08:00

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YAY!

Those Darned Brits Episode 1

2007-11-07T07:15:00.000-08:00

On NFE7.com, I'm starting a new segment called Those Darned Brits, news that is funny AND British related. Now let's get started.

Most ridiculous British law:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent)

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

Although number 1 was considered the dumbest in a pole, I think 10 is by far the best one.

A good day

2007-11-03T17:30:00.000-07:00

My GF called me for like the first time in ever!

By the way, I saw my BFF that never emails me a few weeks ago!

NFE7's interesting weekend on the farm!

2007-10-28T18:32:00.000-07:00

1. My aunt's dog is kinda senile (she can barely walk and when she does, she walks in circles), so we decided that she would put her down (sad)
2. My brother got high off of Cheez-It party mix on the way back.
3. My baby brother, one of his friends and I shot a banana. When no positive result came of it, we just set in on fire!

I PLAYED the WII

2007-10-25T18:10:00.000-07:00

Wii Sports is fun, especially Tennis and Boxing. Wii PLay is fun as well, but it's hard to manuever, especially while playing pool, ping pong and table hockey.

I GOT A WII

2007-10-25T09:05:00.000-07:00

I'm gonna play it as soon as I get home from school today, which will be fun.

Here's the process I had to go through to FIND a Wii:

1.I called Gamestop. The guy was an idiot and they didn't have any.
2. I called Wal-Mart. I asked the number for the one nearest to me. She gave me not one, not two, but THREE different numbers before I actually got what I wanted
3. I called Target. After waiting for 15 minutes for their friggin electronics department to get on the phone, the guy says he doesn't have any
4. I call Best Buy and...wouldn't you know it, THEY GOT A SHIPMENT OF 60! So, I go there and get the Wii.

(Note: I did all this work as well as providing the cash, and my baby brother tried to call first dibs...)

Fav Martial Arts

2007-09-07T11:30:00.000-07:00

5. Wrestling: Anyone hwo knows me personally knows that this is a no brainer. I like pro-wrestling but as an Olympic sport...not so much
4. Kick boxing: This is pretty cool because the rules are the same as in boxing but with less brain damage
3. Chi-Na: There's just something about nerve holds and taking a blood oath that interests me.
2. Moo Doo: In transilation it's "The Warrior's Way" How cool would it be if you could go into a fight and say, "I am trained in the way of the warrior
1. Tae Kwon Do: It seems like a pretty cool martial arts that focuses more on welness than kajukenbo does.

Note: I would never attempt any of these, just saying they're cool

In other news, my BFF stopped emailing me and my GF isn't answering her phone. In other words, I'm kinda miffed

Fun at the DMV

2007-08-04T19:28:00.001-07:00

I know this often doesn't go hand in hand but here me out
While we were in line:
Vision test guy: What side is the light on?
Dude: YELLOW!

Okay I got like a 17 out of 25 on the first try, and like a 6 out of 25 on the first try.

We have a long way to go...

2007-06-12T18:13:00.000-07:00

Hello all!
My bro and I got jobs putting stickers on medical stuff. Worst job ever! Paris Hilton's in jail hah!

A warning to ALL Email users

2007-05-14T16:28:00.000-07:00

My mom got this at work...

IMPORTANT
WARNING!!!!!!
Anyone using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL, and so on.

This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton

Please send (or in our case, pass it on) it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet

You may recieve an apparently harmless e-mail with a Power Point presentation "Life is Beautiful"
If you recieve it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE

If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying:
"It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful."
Subsequently, you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, AND THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU WILL GAIN ACCESS TO YOUR NAME E-MAIL AND PASSWORD.
This is a new virus which began to circulate on Saturday afternoon AOL has already CONFIRMED the severity, and the anti virus.

Who knew PPs were being used for evil...
This is legit, although I haven't posted serious topics in quite some time THIS IS NOT A JOKE!

On to unrelated news, all the seniors left, boo. All my friends are seniors,
I should get my cousin set up with a blog...

I found translator software on my laptop!

2007-04-24T12:22:00.000-07:00

WOOT!!! French'll be so much easier now. I'm not going to use it on tests or nothin, but homework definetly.

I also don't understand why girls think articles of clothing are "cute" It doesn't make sense

"This trial DOESN'T make sense!" South Park

Anywho, sorry if my wrestling site has gotten more attention that this one, more is going on in the wrestling world than in my life (sad ain't it?)

Goodbye!

The 2nd coming of Jesus is here!!!!

2007-03-07T12:50:00.000-08:00

He's a 60 year old Puerto Rican man who smokes, drinks, served time in prison for drugs. He doesn't believe in sins or prayers either. Hooray!

Just search it and he'll come up.

Funny quote from interview:

Man: So were you the Jesus who was here 2,000 years ago?
Jesus: No, but his soul is in me.
Man: So you don't have scars from the cross?
Jesus: I had a surgery in Colombia....no I am kidding

I'm here!!!

2006-12-18T10:51:00.000-08:00

Sorry I havent't been updating in a while, I've been busy. My girlfriend's moving BOO!!! To much to catch up on
Quote:
"(snifs purse) It's either Matdhalls or JC Pennies.)

Quotes of Randomess

2006-09-30T18:50:00.000-07:00

Nuff said. I gave my girlfriend a tringket box for her b-day (Sorry if I spelled that wrong.) and she LOVED it! On to the quote(s)

"You hit him over the head while I make him smell like a springtime meadow) Josh Peck (Drake and Josh)

Back from the dead!

2006-09-25T14:59:00.000-07:00

Ressurection time it is! Well, the reason why I haven't updated in a while is because my mom's being a sort of a... well you know about life and because of it, I've been grounded up until today. Anyway, my school's protesting the fact that the teachers don't allow Ipods abd are getting their point across by boycotting school lunches. I made a bet with a guy who looks like Napoleon Dynamite on my bus that if they do allow Ipods I would dress as a pirate for the next two days. Thank Jesus that's winding down.

You just got random'd...'d

2006-09-12T18:08:00.000-07:00

Hi! I just found out that I'm riding the bus with my girlfriend from now on. Wahoo!

Quotes of the day:

1. "The infinitive of cold is not strawberries" Ms.Berk
2. "I'll call you hotrod." American Dad
3. "Dancing Amish Santa" Somebody who I heard in the hall

I watched Benchwarmers

2006-09-09T19:05:00.000-07:00

I'd thought I'd like it because it had Spade and Heder but it was stupid. They totally over did the nerd thing

"There must be steroids in macaroni." Jon Heder

Also UPN is no more! Yessss!!!

Nicholas Cage's movies

2006-08-18T15:50:00.000-07:00

Okay, Nicholas Cage is a good actor and has had some decent roles in "Gone in 60 Seconds" and "Amos and Andrew" with Samuel Jackson. Recently however, he broke the golden rule of movies, NEVER TAKE ON MORE THAN ONE MOVIE AT ONCE!!! Why is this? Because on of them is bound to suck because he's probably more dedicated to one movie than the other. Let's break them down shall we?

World Trade Center
Character: Fireman who plunges head on into the 9/11 disaster
Plot: Based off the 9/11 tradgedy but centered around a fictional character

The Wickerman
Character: Police officer
Plot: Cage's character is on a daily patrol when he encounters a little girl and her mother during a routine traffic stop. Suddenly, the car explodes and supposedly both died as a result. Later the girl is resumed alive and Nicholas Cage goes out to prove that she's dead.

Most suckiest: World Trade Center
Reason: It was noble of Hollywood to make a documentary-like movie honoring all the victims of 9/11. However, YOU NEVER EVER PUT A BIG NAME ACTOR IN A MOVIE THAT'S BASED OFF A TRUE STORY!!!!

I could be wrong however and "The Wickerman" could be worse than WTC, but those are just my thoughts based off previews. Tell me if you object to this opinion and why.

MFE

I'm BACK (Evil laughter)

2006-08-07T11:15:00.000-07:00

Hee ho time to get dirty! No not really YOU PERVERTS. Anyway, Uhhhh. I think I might change my backround. I looks to polka-dotty. Anywho, I saw a musical version of Oliver Twist at an ampitheater and it sucked bad. One of my friends won't email me anymore,so I went into a series of paranoia attacks, hence why I haven't posted in a few days.

This site's days are numbered
NFE

Urm....hio!

2006-07-27T17:55:00.000-07:00

How's everybody doing? I watched Pee Wee's Playhouse the other night and I could only watch it in 30-second segments because I lost my mind! But then again, I never found it anyway so it don'r matter what the man in the labcoat said

My Night

2006-07-24T14:45:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day "It's good to see lightbulbs" my cousin (you know who you are

My cousins came over because there electricity's messed up. They ate dinner and celebrated my dad's b-day with us. We stayed up for about three hours afterwards playing Mario Power Tennis and Warioware on the gamecube

Scary Movies Have gone down the drain

2006-07-10T17:30:00.000-07:00

There, I said it, The good scary movies ended with See No Evil with Jacob "Kane" Goodnight. Why? Because there's always a ditz screwing everything up.
A tribute to scary movies and the ditzs that make them funny

1. Scream
The chick tries to free her boyfriend from the creepy dude even though the boyfriend's all like, "No!!!"
2. House of Wax
When the two guys realized their best friend has been incased in wax, that one guy has to be the hero and rip through the wax as if he were in a box and he ends up ripping the skin off his face.

Other news: Super Smash Bros Brawl comes to Gamecube. Heck yeah!! I'm going to own as Snake.

All Hail the mighty Wheel.

2006-07-10T17:26:00.000-07:00

How did this clever peice of randomness surface. Well. a family on wheel of fourtune got a bankrupt and Pat (the host) says, "Darn wheel!" but later said, "I didn't mean to call the wheel names." So I made the joke all hail the mighty wheel

Cab you say DSL?

2006-07-04T16:24:00.000-07:00

Thank you! We got DSL today after my parents spent 2 hours on the phone with a Japanese chick or somethin that could barely speak English. Happy America Day! Now, I would like to take this time to say that I fully support the independent partues (Panic insues behind me and red alarms go off everywhere) I'd like to see a hippie ptesident with his cabinet consisting of the following.
1. A guitar
2. A crushed can of bear
3. (Insert street drug here)
4. A bucket of tie-dye
5. A bean bag chair.
6. A protest sign that reads Peace
7. a headband

Good bye

My Cousin and me

2006-06-22T18:08:00.000-07:00

Sorry I haven't updated but time passes. Ah, me and my cousin had an interesting conversation.

Me: Would you actually vote for Jeb Bush as President?
Cousin: I think they asked him to be the commisioner of football. I don't think he wants to run for office anymore.

Me:(Imitating George Bush) My name is Jeb Bush and I approve this message. The NFL is now on Sundays.
Cousin: The NFL is on Sundays.
Me: I know. It just sounds like something Bush would say.

All good times huh? And so true.

I sorry I didn't uphold my promise about the Apocalypse but who cares. I'm still here.

Truck Driver Adventures

2006-06-04T20:28:00.000-07:00

Here's the lowdown. My family and I were on vacation and we were stuck in traffic. Having nothing better to do, my Dad started messing with the walkie-talkie we keep on hand and we accidentally tapped into the truckdriver channel. So, we heard a guy yodel for about five minutes and we heard a girl reciting, "Peanut-butter jelly time." for a half hour.

In other news, in 2 days comes the day of the Apocalypse. And the day before my birthday too of all days. Say goodbye to everyone you know. Notfromearth7 dot com will count down the days till the end of the world as we know it. On the final day, I will post the lyrics to the REM song, "It's the End of the World as we know it." and say goodbye to everyone I hold dear

X-Men Three is here/School is almost/ done King Kong sucks oh Ideedeedieedi

2006-05-27T19:39:00.000-07:00

What? I was watching whose line is it anyway. There's nothing to report, except I possibly pooped out my kidney. See ya!

Fan Fiction is Weird

2006-05-20T20:10:00.000-07:00

I am'a keepin it short. This is the description of the fan fic "Chi;d's Play" by MidnightWhisperer7. This is a Kingdom Hearts fanfic. I haven't even read it yet and I'm already thinking, "What the hell?"

"She always did have a thing for astronauts. Too bad it was a long way to fall from the moon. Larxene before becoming a Nobody, and Saïx."
Uhh yeah. Don't ever email the author. You'll get weirder responses back

Are you Ready?

2006-05-15T17:32:00.000-07:00

Something very big and very important. Beast Wars is back! (My brother is currently screaming "Jerusalem")

Yes, I saw Poseidon over the weekeend. It was really intense (What's so funny bro?"
Uhhhhhhhhh...Bush Sucks (FIREWORKS!

Hey Howdy-Ho

2006-05-08T17:11:00.000-07:00

Finals stink! Woooo! I don'r know why I'm posting. So I'd better follow it up with a funny Family Guy scene

"So what was ir like on the other side?"
"I met Jesus up there."
"Really? What's he's like?"
"Actually, he's Chinese. Yep, Jesus is Chinese. His name is Jesus Hong, has no idea where people got the name Christ."

Top 10 #2

2006-05-04T16:51:00.000-07:00

Here's the next top ten lists

Ten Hollywood Actors/Actresses who'll never work again.

10: John Goodman
9: Rob Schneider
8: Robin Williams
7. Heather Locklear
6: Pam Anderson
5: Torrie Spelling
4: Charlie Sheen
3: Denise Richards
2: Cuba Gooding Junior (His role in Radio was the one he was meant to play)
1 (tie): Tom Crusie and Katie Holmes (They're husband and wife. They deserve to be together)

Look, I know most of you are thinking that Robin Williams still has a pulse in Hollywood, but he'll die out eventually. Look guys, I know I've dissed Tom Cruise serveral times during the existances of this site. This because he made a fatal error. YOU DON'T MARRY A HAS BEEN SITCOM STAR nor DO YOU TRY TO REDEEM YOURSELF WITH A SEQUEL.

The other half of that post

2006-04-30T13:10:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I started a gym on www.martialcombat.com. You can find me as Atras. Anyhowz, spring has sprung! How do I know? I found my shadow yes! (Wait...) I also got a polish pair of sandals. And I'm going to ninja school (Not really, but that'd be wicked cool. Note: never do that again.) I'm on a sugar rush! I am Cornholio!

Quotes/Atraks has risen!

2006-04-27T20:05:00.000-07:00

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the sidshow. THE BATTLE OF THE QUOTES!

"Thar just happened to happen didn't it!" me
"Please turm off all pagers, cell phones, and small children." My school theater

2 wins

Sorry about the apprubt halt, but I have to go

Favorite Family Guy Quotes

2006-04-19T14:28:00.000-07:00

Yes, like most of literate America, I watch Family Guy. It's a great show! It's kind of like The Boondocks except with caucations. I admit, I went through a period where I didn't think it was funny but that's changed. Top three quotes

"It's okay Chris. Everybody looks at girls, even Mr.Rogers"
"Hey, have you ever noticed on page 245 it says Jeebus? It's supposed to say Jesus right?"
"No, God's in the bowling lane next to us."

You might get the impression from the quotes I picked that I'm an atheist. Well I'm NOT!

Happy Easter/Passover

2006-04-16T12:02:00.000-07:00

Sorry if I spelled Passover wrong. Anyhowz, I just got back from church. I tell you, the shoes that my mom made me wear are murder. When we got there, she was all like, "Don't drag your feet." and I'm like " It's hard enough! These shoes are all rubbery!"
How did you enjoy the holiday
A: Go to church
B: Egg hunt
C: Eliminate all bread products
D: All of above because I want to

Easter Quote,
"How does it feel to be an All-American son?"
"I have to pee." Forrest Gump

Urm... Is this thing on?

2006-03-30T08:45:00.000-08:00

I really don't know why I'm posting. I just got back from vacation and started half-assing my homework (yay!) Seriously, I have like three English assignments due mainly because I was out for a day (headache, soar throat, bad cough) and I procrastinated another day so hear I am sitting along side my brother (the cool one) posting for you guys. I'm extremely bored so if anybody could direct me to a site with some good videos. I want to see someone fighttee! Who would win between the white version of Michael Jackson and the black version of Michael Jackson?

PS: Thanks to my cousin for actually posting

My little bro tried to crap on my foot

2006-02-18T19:05:00.000-08:00

Yeah, that's what happened. Here he barges in the bathroom. He threatened to poop on my foot if I didn't get out.

For those of you who are just getting to know me for the first time, my other brother's really cool. He and I r twins and we have mind vives (Also known as Joseph, for those of you who read my first post.) He can tell when I'm thinking. It kinda sucks, cuz he can tell when I'm thinking about private stuff

Speaking of private, I met this cool girl at school a couple of days ago. She's really cute, and a really great sense of humor. If she's reading, I went to her site and thought it was cool. Also, much love to her

Good bless all (starts smashing head against table)

John

Happy Valentine's day-eve

2006-02-13T17:45:00.000-08:00

I know this may seem strange, but I want to post the day befor valentine's day because I'm an idiot. Anyway, give out candy instead of flowers. Everybody likes candy, Except Tom Cruise (He thinks anti-depression pills are candy) anyway

B

Final Post (Possibly)

2006-02-09T11:01:00.000-08:00

Hey guys,
I haven't been able to update very much, so this may or may not be my last post. For those of you who know me, see ya at some point. For those of you I know only on a screen name basis, I hope to see you on a forum or your mugshot in the paper

Ba Bye
I may update again

Yyyyeah yyyall comin down

2005-12-12T16:50:00.000-08:00

Insert "Can't touch this song here"
Today, I was claimed as a stalker. You know that girl (or boy) that you just can't stay away from because she's (or he's) so hot. Well, that's the girl I had a run in with. I was plain f***** mad and stomped off after my once good friend told my best friend to deliver a mesage to me to stop stalking her. Although that's not what I was doing, It was kind of ironic, because I wanted to ask her if she was avoiding me. I thought she'd be kind of used to it considering she has guys who think they're easy on the eyes following her around. Fourtunatly, I've got one girl who's not afraid of me on my support team one hundred percent. She sits a row from me in French class.

Be proud
John

I'm alive!

2005-12-05T14:49:00.000-08:00

Sorry I haven't posted in over 2 months, school's been consuming me like a tapeworm. This isn't just a post to prove that the site isn't dead. This is a special post. I got my Christmas Tree up. Yay! Are you guy's looking forward to the King Kong movie? I'm not really interested. However, I suggest taking your grandparents to see it. Depending on what your grandparents are like, you might not want to. If you have grandparents that begin everyother sentence with, "In my day..." don't take them.

See ya

Takin Back what I said

2005-11-16T14:57:00.000-08:00

Okay, I will admit I do like Yu-Gi-Oh GX which is decent. Also I wanted to ask everyone something. Does anyone remember the Sonic The Hedgehog TV series on Toon Disney? If you answered no, then you are like most people. Animation Studios have failed to make a decent show based off of a video game (For the exception of F-Zero the TV series) The animation industry is not the bad guy here. The Video Game Industry has made a mockery of certain TV/Movies (Catwoman being the prime target) So, what do you think the result of such stupidness will be? Comment please! I could use a good laugh

John

Still Going to John's Bloggerama

2005-11-12T18:51:00.000-08:00

Well sorry to burst your bubble but I destroyed and stuff
Heh heh!
Notfromearth7.blogspot.com is my one and only site so says the title
Don't go to SF Rocks either, it's gone too
By da way I've got Paris Hilton's real email and I got a response
missshilton@yahoo.com
If I hear of any bad emails you r dead

see ya
John

Cuban Toilet Directory, Stupid story, and really smart fourth graders

2005-11-03T17:39:00.000-08:00

Yes Yes, the post does say Cuban Toilet Directory, don't adjust your specs. Here's the reason why.

Your uncle comes into the house as soon as you drop your specs. Turns out, your uncle has to take a #2 really bad. Unfourtunatly, he walks over to your glasses and poos on them. Turns out, he poos lava and your glasses are melted.

Anyway, on to the cuban toilet directory results. Here are some of the most notible things I found

Black Toliet paper is making its first appearence in cuba
Most buildings in Cuba have toilets
The first ever toilet seat made an appearance in Cuba just recently and they never use them

Don't believe me? Click on this link
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Cuban+Toilet+Directory

I know your fourth grade teacher told you those things don't work but they do!

Speaking of fourth grader, if you anybody who's in fourth grade and excels in academics please tell me. I've always wanted to hear a 'genius kid' story. Trust me I never was one. To give you some evidence to go by, I'll give you a script someone wrote a long time ago

Teacher: You, the creepy guy in the back
Me: Yes?
Teacher: What's one plus one?
Me: 45!

The principal runs in and gives teacher a $50,000 check

Note: The whole thing was made up, for those of you who take things literal. The Cuban Toilet Directory thing was totally true. The whole script thing was made up. Seriously, I do want to here about some genius 4th grader that you know (It can be in any grade lower than that too) I don't want names though!

Plus, I just heard that John Stamos (Uncle Joey) was making an appearance on ER tonight

The man with the master plan who writes in italics,
NFE

Power Ranger hatrid

2005-10-31T16:57:00.000-08:00

Tonight I was thinking about Power Rangers and how stupid they are and why they have so many seasons. So tonight, I have found a way to inject poison into the franchise by giving them stupid show ideas. You the fans get to decide which ones I pitch

1. Power Ranger Disco Pad
2. Power Beer Emporium
3. Power Ranger Beach Bums
4. Intergalatic Racing featuring the power rangers
5. Power Rangers 1994

You can suggest your own if you want

Happy Halloweener

2005-10-31T16:55:00.000-08:00

Howdy Partners in crime,

Tonight we celebrate one of the greatest holidays ever Halloween or Harvest Day. For those of you who were busted on mischief night, I don't have any money.

New post coming in 5 seconds,
John

Site Rules

2005-10-25T14:51:00.000-07:00

There are some things I'd like to address. More notibly, the NFE7.com rules
1. Anyone who posts must include something about my site. Don't sell me anything!
2. I can post whatever the hell I want! This is my site! Don't tell me what I can and can't do
3. Don't make fun of me because I have Ronald McDonald as my photo!

Those are the major rules. I will make up some as I go along

(If you're wondering, I got so POed with the rule breakers I slammed on the space bar

See ya

PS: Jerome, as I'm sure your medical advise is important don't put any on my site

NFE views the Great White North

2005-10-25T14:36:00.000-07:00

Hey guys (or guy)
I'm reasearching Canada. Hey what's so bad? They've got free health care, don't have a president with the IQ somewhere in between 100 and 40, and there generaly a laid back country. I'm gonna by a minivan for the trip up and I'm bringing friends along

My Top 10

2005-10-24T16:43:00.000-07:00

This is the period where I'd like to address a list concerning a topic. Here we go.
Top 10 TV shows which have been on the air for to long (both cancelled and on the air."

10. World's Funniest Home Videos
9. South Park
8. Leave it to Beaver
7. Beavis and Butt-head
6. The Simpsons
5. Batman and Robin
4. Batman/Superman adventures
3. Pokemon (All three seasons)
2. Inyuasha (It's outlived its welcome on CN(
1 *tie*. Wheel of Fortune and the Price is Right (They've both been around since the f****n TV was invented)

Comrad Midget reporting for duty

2005-10-22T18:58:00.000-07:00

The title is not accurate. It is not about midgets. If it was, a SWAT team in armored vans would come to my house and pummel me with toy boxing gloves. Video game violence is getting really out of hand, but who gives a big fat piece of crap. Also my new friend joined the world of bloggernessness today. Go to his site at www.samurairundown.blogspot.com. Also some sites I recommend are

www.homestarrunner.com
www.newgrounds.com
www.wwe.com
www.imbored.com

(Links turn blue. Aweysome)

Anyhowz. I've got a girlfriend. HOT! She's beautifull I'd also like to thank anyone personally who comments. Anyhow, I've got the answer to some of lifes most confusing questions
What is the rock really cookin? Pankcakes (No one would get that unless they watch wrestling)

John
Off to www.battleon.com

Paris Hilton Contact Info Heh heh ha ha ha haha!

2005-10-19T15:08:00.001-07:00

Yes! I have finally found Paris' email. The following email addresses is the closest of gotten to an actuall Paris Hilton email
ParisHilton24@gmail.com

Indeed you see it. Before your eyes! Yes! I will not tell you where I got it. It may not be the real one. Awwww...

Anyhowz, here's some stuff I found out todayBED SORES HURT!
FAMILY GUY SUCKS! NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
NEITHER IS SOUTH PARK
TOM CRUISE ISN'T INSANE HE'S JUST "SPECIAL"
BRITISH PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH THE LETER U!
MY FRIEND'S SPELL CHECK HATES HIM
JOSEPH IS AWESOME (THIS ISN'T ANYTHING NEW WE ALL KNOW HE'S AWESOME)
JOSEPH SAYS HE HATES PEOPLE WITH EGOS THE SIZE OF ASIA (AKA DONALD TRUMP)
DON'T WATCH FRIGGIN YU-GI-OH! EEEVIL
BUY GRAND THEFT AUTO WHILE YOU CAN! MY PREDICTION IS IT WON'T BE ON THE MARKET FOR MUCH LONGER
WAHHHH!
I'VE OFFICIALY RAN OUT OF IDEAS
See yah!
John

Paris Hilton Contact Info Heh heh ha ha ha haha!

2005-10-19T15:08:00.000-07:00

Crazy yet disturbing resemblence

2005-10-18T14:20:00.000-07:00

Hey Guys,
As I was browsing the Net for awesome stuff. I got a mugshot of P.Hilton and a mugshot of Kirsten Dunst (The worst actress ever) and I saw a resemblence between the two

My first post

2005-10-18T14:11:00.000-07:00

I feel like a total goober. Anyhow, this is the site which will actually be updated regularly. I'll fill you in on any news that I find important. Such as the following, A Fire Emblem game is coming out in the U.S! Yay! "J.R" Jim Ross was fired last night on WWE Raw. Linda McMahon (CEO of WWE) kicked him in the balls as a going away gift. On that note see ya