Comrad Midget reporting for duty

The title is not accurate. It is not about midgets. If it was, a SWAT team in armored vans would come to my house and pummel me with toy boxing gloves. Video game violence is getting really out of hand, but who gives a big fat piece of crap. Also my new friend joined the world of bloggernessness today. Go to his site at www.samurairundown.blogspot.com. Also some sites I recommend are

www.homestarrunner.com
www.newgrounds.com
www.wwe.com
www.imbored.com

(Links turn blue. Aweysome)

Anyhowz. I've got a girlfriend. HOT! She's beautifull I'd also like to thank anyone personally who comments. Anyhow, I've got the answer to some of lifes most confusing questions
What is the rock really cookin? Pankcakes (No one would get that unless they watch wrestling)

John
Off to www.battleon.com